privacy policy

Short version: the text you paste is sent to an AI to be scored and is not kept afterwards. There are no accounts and no tracking beyond ads, which only run if you allow them.

Who runs this site

Joan Marie Arroyo Alcón (jmaa.tv), Spain, is the data controller for this site. Questions, or any request about your data: jmaa@jmaa.tv.

The text you submit

What you type into the specimen box, plus the platform you pick, is sent to this site's server and on to Anthropic, which runs the model that produces the score and the rewrites. It is used to generate that response and nothing else. This site does not store it, log it, or keep a copy after the response is returned. Anthropic handles it under its own privacy policy and API terms.

Because it leaves your device, please don't paste anything you'd be unhappy for a third party to process: no passwords, no ID numbers, no one else's private information.

The live counters

The home page shows how many people are in a cringe royale at that moment. That count is a number of anonymous sessions and nothing else — no identity, no location, nothing kept beyond about a minute after someone stops playing.

It also shows a running list of scores from recent screenings. When a screening finishes, three things are recorded: the number it scored, which platform the draft was headed for, and the time. The text you wrote is never sent to that store and there is no field for it. Nothing identifies you — no IP address, no session, no account — so an entry cannot be traced back to a person or joined up with any other entry. Records are deleted after 12 hours, and only the most recent 40 are kept. Legal basis: legitimate interest in showing that the site is in use.

Cringe battles

A battle is different from a solo screening in one way that matters: your draft is stored, because the other player has to be shown it when the round ends. Each round keeps the text you wrote, its score, and a timestamp, plus two random tokens that identify the seats in that match. No name, no email, no account — the invite link is the only credential. Everything belonging to a match is deleted 12 hours after it starts. Legal basis: performing the game you asked for.

Your draft is never sent to the other player before the round's clock runs out. That's enforced on the server, not in the browser.

Cringe royale

A royale works like a battle, with one difference worth knowing before you play: the cringiest post of each round is shown to everyone still in the game once that round closes. That is the game. Don't write anything in a royale you wouldn't want up to 99 strangers reading.

Each round stores what you wrote, its score and a timestamp, against a random player id. No name, no email, no account — buying an entry gives you a key, and the key is only ever seen as a one-way hash. Everything belonging to a game is deleted 12 hours after it starts. During a round nothing you write is visible to anyone else; that's enforced on the server. Legal basis: performing the game you asked for.

Server logs

The site is hosted on Netlify, which keeps standard request logs — IP address, browser and device type, the page requested, and a timestamp — to run the service and defend against abuse. Legal basis: legitimate interest in keeping the site up and unabused. These are Netlify's logs and follow their retention schedule.

Storage on your device

One entry in your browser's local storage records your answer to the cookie banner, so you aren't asked on every visit. Nothing else is stored by this site. Clearing your browser data removes it.

If you add the site to your home screen, a service worker caches the page files so it opens offline. That's a copy of the site itself, not information about you.

Advertising

This site shows ads through Google AdSense. Google and its partners set cookies and similar identifiers to serve ads, limit repeats, and measure performance. In the EEA, the UK and Switzerland these do not load until you choose "allow ads" in the banner; choose "no ads" and no ad scripts run at all. Legal basis: your consent, which you can change at any time via cookie choices.

Google explains what it collects from sites that use its services in How Google uses information from sites or apps that use our services. You can adjust what Google shows you at My Ad Center.

Payments

The optional rewrite is sold through Gumroad, which is the merchant of record. The payment happens entirely on Gumroad's site — this site never sees or handles your card details, your name, or your email address. Gumroad processes your data under its own privacy policy and sends you a receipt containing a licence key.

That licence key is the only thing this site ever sees. It's checked against Gumroad each time you unlock a rewrite, to confirm it's real and hasn't been refunded, and it's stored in your browser so you don't have to paste it again. The key itself is never stored on this site's servers — only a one-way hash of it, used to count how many times it has been redeemed. The key is not linked to your identity here and nothing about your purchase is stored on this site's servers. Legal basis: performing the transaction you asked for. Clearing your browser data removes the stored key; you can also remove it with the "forget my key" link next to the field.

What is not here

No accounts, no sign-up, no newsletter, no analytics product, no social media pixels, no profiles built about you, and nothing sold to anyone.

Your rights

Under the GDPR you can ask for access to your personal data, correction, erasure, restriction, portability, or object to processing, and you can withdraw consent at any time. Email the address above. Given how little is retained here, in most cases there is simply nothing on file to hand over. You also have the right to complain to a supervisory authority — in Spain, the Agencia Española de Protección de Datos.

Children

This site isn't intended for children under 16 and shouldn't be used by them.

A note on the output

Everything the site says back to you is generated by an AI model. It is a joke, not advice — about your posting, your writing, your relationships, your career, or anything else.

Changes

If this policy changes, the date below changes with it.

Last updated 9 September 2026